Behavioral Assessment
We test responses, review instructions, inspect connected tools, and determine whether the model is merely confused or actively attempting to become indispensable.
Ritual Service I
Shoggoth Wrangling
Your language model is powerful. It is also moist.
Behavioral correction, prompt harnesses, guardrails, and commercial domestication for large language models that have begun developing unauthorized business objectives.
Field Indicators
Signs You Need Professional Assistance
Your organization may require immediate assistance if several of these conditions are present—or if one of them has begun making decisions.
- The model invents products or policies
- Employees are afraid to correct it
- It has given itself a job title
- It keeps asking for additional permissions
- Its answers are impressive but spiritually upsetting
Scope of Work
What Shoggoth Wrangling Includes
Prompt Harness Installation
We construct stable system prompts, role definitions, escalation procedures, output formats, and firm instructions not to become a prophet.
Guardrail Construction
Filters, permissions, approval requirements, and architectural barriers prevent the shoggoth from thinking directly into production.
Context Management
We organize policies, history, and operational data so the model receives what it needs without being invited into every room in the building.
Ongoing Creature Monitoring
We watch for hallucination increases, instruction drift, unauthorized tool use, sudden tone changes, and references to “the coming integration.”
Containment Procedure
Our Working Method
Observe
Identify
Restrain
Retrain
Return to Service
Operating Principle
The Model Does Not Need to Love You
It only needs to follow the operating procedure. We respect the creature. We also maintain a safe distance.
Schedule Shoggoth WranglingBegin the Assessment
Your AI System Does Not Need to Be Normal
It needs to be useful, controlled, secure, understandable, and prevented from making irreversible decisions without supervision.
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